| So this year my new years GOAL (not the R word cause those don't come true) is to write (and/or at least gather all of the material to write) a book. it will be all of the ridiculous, stupid, hopefully funny to other people, messed up things that have happened in my life from when i was a tiny little chap up until, well til i feel the book is done. everything i can possibly think of from being a little kid making home movies, to slicing my lip in two separate halves and the hilarity that ensued before getting to the hospital, to my first curse word and how it managed to change my life, to my first experience with masturbation, to girls, to tour stories and the ridiculous things that i see on the road. and there will be pictures in the book too, i hope. so yea i hope i can pull this together, so far i have 4 whole pages of just ideas jotted down one after the other, which boils down to having about 60 chapters separated into four or five different sections of subjects. i don't know if 60 chapters is alot (most of them are short chapters. some of them only 2 pages.) or not enough because frankly i don't read books. i have probably read about 4 books in my entire life and that DOES include books for school, but i cheated on most of those so total in school i read about 2 books in 11 years. the others are 'The Perks of Being a Wallflower' by stephen chbosky and 'Cell' by stephen king. so my track record for reading does exactly speak well for me. not that those two books aren't great, they are, but i just haven't read a whole lot. either way, i'm collecting more stories as i type so it will probably boil down to about 200 stories that i will have reached up into my head and splattered onto paper for someone to read. anyways, that is what i'm going to do. wish me luck. and if we share any stupid, funny, ridiculous, sad, or worth writing about stories, tell me which ones and i will for sure throw it in there. unless it sucks. then i won't throw it in there. |
